Esteri
DIS Veteran
- Joined
- Jun 9, 2006
OK, it's not a Pirate Joke. My mom sent it to me in an email. But it's a knee slapper. Consider it my apology for the last one.
>An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his
> tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His
> only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man
> wrote a letter to him:
>
>
>
> Dear Vincent,
>
> I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't
> be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old
> to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles
> would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me. . .
>
> Love, Dad
>
> A few days later, he received a letter from his son
>
> Dear Dad,
>
> Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies
>
> Love, Vinnie
>
> At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived at
> Vinny's Dad's house and dug up the entire area without finding any
> bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old
> man
> received another letter from his son:
>
> Dear Dad,
>
> Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could
> do under the circumstances
>
> I Love you, Vinnie
Boy do I have a lot of ketchup. But it will have to wait for another day. For those of you who missed chat this week - it was a wild time!
>An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his
> tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His
> only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man
> wrote a letter to him:
>
>
>
> Dear Vincent,
>
> I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't
> be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old
> to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles
> would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me. . .
>
> Love, Dad
>
> A few days later, he received a letter from his son
>
> Dear Dad,
>
> Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies
>
> Love, Vinnie
>
> At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived at
> Vinny's Dad's house and dug up the entire area without finding any
> bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old
> man
> received another letter from his son:
>
> Dear Dad,
>
> Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could
> do under the circumstances
>
> I Love you, Vinnie
Boy do I have a lot of ketchup. But it will have to wait for another day. For those of you who missed chat this week - it was a wild time!