Make up a lie about yourself

[J'aime Paris]

Milwaukee interstate driving in the winter is my favorite thing....

 

[Gumbo4x4]

I AM the most interesting man in the world!

 

[Marchand63]

I have never told a lie - wait is that a lie or not

 

[rickybobby]

I am loved and revered on the Dis!

 

[brooke789]

My husband's first day in a Communications class in college they had to get up and tell 3 things about themselves...one being untrue. The class/teacher was to decide which one was untrue. My husband said:

(1) I have a tiger paw (school logo) tattoo and when I got it my whole family (both parents and a brother and sister) came along! The tattoo artists said he'd never had a family tattoo before!
(2) When I was a child there was a high speed chase that led down the street I live on. My sister and I were out riding bicycles and all of a sudden the high speed chase was right behind us. We jumped off our bikes in a random yard and ran up to the house. The chase ended shortly after. Our mother was standing in our fenced yard crying and screaming until we got back home.

One of these stories is about him and one about me. The class got it wrong! He also had to tell another, but I can't remember it!

 

[scrhsa]

I have an IQ of 200

 

[kimblebee]

I love trying new foods.

 

[tvguy]

I can sing.

 

[low-key]

I am not sexy

 

[Grumpy's Gal]

Drinks are on me tonight! Order whatever you like!

 

[ols386]

I ran, and came in First Place, in the Boston Marathon.

 

[powellrj]

I am over 6ft tall!

 

[rickybobby]

I am not sexy

It is supposed to be a lie, low-key.

 

[Jimmy Mouse]

I'm a cheap A$$ and will never spend any of my hard earned money at Disney World.

 

[Domo]

I shot the sheriff
(But I did not shoot his deputy)

 

[disykat]

I am at my ideal body weight and am happy to say I can indulge over the holidays with no worries due to my rigorous exercise schedule!

 

[kaytieeldr]

I'm beautiful.

 

[Kitty 34]

I'm 100% healthy.

 

[Breezy_Carol]

I am a 21 year old skinny college senior.

 

[Praying Colonel]

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.