Raulandpinboy
<font color=blue>Table-dancing auctioneer<br><font
- Joined
- Jul 15, 2001
When you get to work and you have a feeling that your gonna sneeze, so you pull out your tissue paper and just barely make it to your face when you let out this massive sneeze that makes your eyes water.
A sneeze so loud your secretary runs in to see what the heck that atom bomb was.
And there you are holding your head with a sheared tissue to your nose afraid to let go for fear of your nose falling off, your eyes are closed and all you hear is "what was that" you raise your head and see a person standing next to you she looks at you and yells "eeeewwww gross" and runs away.
So you think oh great I has chunks of tissue paper stuck to my face or a booger hanging out, so you run to the bathroom while hiding you face lock the door and inspect yourself in the mirror.
Well you don't see anything wrong so you go back to your desk and you ask your secretary what the problem was but she is too broken up laughing to tell you.
So then you see it. As you look up you notice that your sneeze was so powerful you blew a hole in your tissue and your computer monitor is covered in Nose Crud, I mean its everywhere, its so gross even you yell out ewwwww.
Well that was my morning. Excuse me I'm off to find the Windex.
A sneeze so loud your secretary runs in to see what the heck that atom bomb was.
And there you are holding your head with a sheared tissue to your nose afraid to let go for fear of your nose falling off, your eyes are closed and all you hear is "what was that" you raise your head and see a person standing next to you she looks at you and yells "eeeewwww gross" and runs away.
So you think oh great I has chunks of tissue paper stuck to my face or a booger hanging out, so you run to the bathroom while hiding you face lock the door and inspect yourself in the mirror.
Well you don't see anything wrong so you go back to your desk and you ask your secretary what the problem was but she is too broken up laughing to tell you.
So then you see it. As you look up you notice that your sneeze was so powerful you blew a hole in your tissue and your computer monitor is covered in Nose Crud, I mean its everywhere, its so gross even you yell out ewwwww.
Well that was my morning. Excuse me I'm off to find the Windex.