Welcome folks!! My name is Madison, and I'll be your Jungle Cruise stripper- uh... skipper today here on the world-famous Jungle Cruise. I could also be your alligator wrestler and swimming instructor if you're not careful. So please be careful. Wait, this isn't my Jungle Cruise skipper audition? Well, then let me introduce myself! I'm Madison, the skipper for all intensive purposes on this journey of a trip report that will re-tell all the excitement and details of this mother/daughter trip to the happiest place on earth. We will laugh together, cry together, and get to experience the magic together during this journey. I've been lurking here on the DIS for ages now and figured it was finally time I wrote a trip report, which I have been meaning to do for ages, but as life would have it, I just haven't had a chance to get around to writing one. Bear with me please as I try to make this have the least amount of terrible puns I can restrain myself from including while still making this entertaining for you to read. So if you're still around, grab your favorite snack, a drink, a cozy blanket, some pixie dust, and let's get this show on the road with the who, what, why, and when of this adventure.