Windy City Heather
DIS Veteran
- Joined
- Sep 8, 2003
Me 1 45 minutes ago
Me Now
Me Now
OK OK OK
THIS IS ENOUGH!!!!
IT is sunday and vmk has BSOD again!!!
IT is 10 Minutes to todays first quest and first event!!!!!
I Have not earned credits to buy the weekend pin yet!!!!!
I Have not played pirates yet!!!!!
I Have not Gotten my Daily Credits YET!!!!!!
OK OK OK
IT is finaly time,
Time .....
For Mal to send out her monkeys to raid the new vmk Central!!!!
To Bring the Servers back online!!!!!!!!
To Deliver the Coffee and Doughnut!!!!!!
Time.....
To Play VMK
At Last!!!!!
BSOD AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yea like that works!! I wrote one too and we still have BSOD See how well this even listen!!!!
Not to change the subject or anything, but did anyone get yesterday's Blue Aladdin Chair from Lily's Riverboat Up the Good Ole River ? I was soooooo close
Captain PirateEmery here!
*yells back to his own crew of miscreants*
"Everyone, run out the guns! We're going to fire upon VMK Central!"
"But, Capn, VMK Central isn't near the Rivers of America."
"Himou, this is not a time to forget where we are! Disneyland! We garner up some Pirate Magic at Peter Pan's Flight, so that we can get this ship out of water!"
"Aye aye!"
PirateEmery throws himself over board and swims to the edge of New Orleans Square. He quickly gets out and fights his way towards quaint Fantasyland. Upon entering, PirateEmery is attacked by none other than Peter Pan.
"Who is this bumbling pirate? C'mon, Tink, let's show him a thing or two about invading Neverland!"
With that, the little green covered monstrosity took out his minuscule dagger.
"Are you kidding me?"
PirateEmery took out his flintlock and shot Pan in the chest. That's one down... he hoped he didn't come in contact with the three other Peter Pan's in the ride.
He then came across Captain Hook doing battle with another one of these Peter Pan copies.
"Hook, I have a job for you!"
"Aye, if it would only get me away from this blasted Pan and that ticking sound! I'm in!"
At this point, Hook kicks Pan back before running after PirateEmery.
"C'mon, Smee!" he yelled back as the plump little man tried to keep up.
*/*/*
Back on the Columbia, PirateEmery braced himself for liftoff.
Within seconds, the ship had separated itself from the waters that it had known for all its life, and was making its way towards Tomorrowland.
"Emery, tell me this," Hook started, "Are we really going to fire upon Innoventions?"
"If we have to, then yes."
"Now, I know you may know this park better than I, but I notice a slight problem with attacking VMK Central: it's right across from Star Tours."
"So?"
"Star Tours? I don't know how they do it, but they can lift into the air and shoot things with their death rays. Quite eerie really!"
"The X-Wings... Darn, never thought of those..."
The Columbia floated over Main Street as it neared the entrance to Tomorrowland. And it appeared that Hook was correct: the convertible roof of Star Tours was sliding open, and two X-Wings lifted up from the Attraction's secret hangar.
"This is Rogue 3, reporting in."
"Rogue Leader, here. Lock S-foils into attack position and fire upon that pirate ship! Teach them a lesson about going into Tomorrowland's territory."
The cannons from the Columbia blazed as the X-wings returned fire.
PirateEmery got the great idea...
"Give me that rifle..." he motioned towards Smee who was near the armory.
He grabbed it and lifted the sight up to his eye. He aimed the barrel of the gun towards the rotating generator that kept the X-wings afloat.
Blam! Blam!
The rifle went off with two successful shots as the X-wings crashed down towards the giant Ball down below.
However, Rogue Leader shot off a proton torpedo that rocked the Columbia, rocked it just enough to send PirateEmery, who was standing on the edge, careening down with the X-wings.
He rolled and landed in a standing, ready position. However, the Rebels already had him beat. They had their blasters out and trained on PirateEmery, and he knew that he hadn't bothered to reload his single shot flintlock.
Courageously, he took out his sword. If he was going down, he was at least going to deal damage.
"Goodbye, Pirate Scum," Rogue Leader spat as he removed the safety and pulled down on that trigger.
However, miraculously, a giant Mill wheel careened down upon the Rebels quickly hitting them and crashed them into the wheel.
"Sorry, mates!" came the unmistakable voice of none other than Captain Jack Sparrow. The wheel continued to roll through to the Space Mountain queue.
PirateEmery looked up to see that his first mate, Himou, had already thrown a rope down with which the Captain could use to climb.
When Pirate was back up and at his Captain's chair, he called out for his POTC crew to fire upon Innoventions and the VMK Kiosk below.
Captain PirateEmery here!
*yells back to his own crew of miscreants*
"Everyone, run out the guns! We're going to fire upon VMK Central!"
"But, Capn, VMK Central isn't near the Rivers of America."
"Himou, this is not a time to forget where we are! Disneyland! We garner up some Pirate Magic at Peter Pan's Flight, so that we can get this ship out of water!"
"Aye aye!"
PirateEmery throws himself over board and swims to the edge of New Orleans Square. He quickly gets out and fights his way towards quaint Fantasyland. Upon entering, PirateEmery is attacked by none other than Peter Pan.
"Who is this bumbling pirate? C'mon, Tink, let's show him a thing or two about invading Neverland!"
With that, the little green covered monstrosity took out his minuscule dagger.
"Are you kidding me?"
PirateEmery took out his flintlock and shot Pan in the chest. That's one down... he hoped he didn't come in contact with the three other Peter Pan's in the ride.
He then came across Captain Hook doing battle with another one of these Peter Pan copies.
"Hook, I have a job for you!"
"Aye, if it would only get me away from this blasted Pan and that ticking sound! I'm in!"
At this point, Hook kicks Pan back before running after PirateEmery.
"C'mon, Smee!" he yelled back as the plump little man tried to keep up.
*/*/*
Back on the Columbia, PirateEmery braced himself for liftoff.
Within seconds, the ship had separated itself from the waters that it had known for all its life, and was making its way towards Tomorrowland.
"Emery, tell me this," Hook started, "Are we really going to fire upon Innoventions?"
"If we have to, then yes."
"Now, I know you may know this park better than I, but I notice a slight problem with attacking VMK Central: it's right across from Star Tours."
"So?"
"Star Tours? I don't know how they do it, but they can lift into the air and shoot things with their death rays. Quite eerie really!"
"The X-Wings... Darn, never thought of those..."
The Columbia floated over Main Street as it neared the entrance to Tomorrowland. And it appeared that Hook was correct: the convertible roof of Star Tours was sliding open, and two X-Wings lifted up from the Attraction's secret hangar.
"This is Rogue 3, reporting in."
"Rogue Leader, here. Lock S-foils into attack position and fire upon that pirate ship! Teach them a lesson about going into Tomorrowland's territory."
The cannons from the Columbia blazed as the X-wings returned fire.
PirateEmery got the great idea...
"Give me that rifle..." he motioned towards Smee who was near the armory.
He grabbed it and lifted the sight up to his eye. He aimed the barrel of the gun towards the rotating generator that kept the X-wings afloat.
Blam! Blam!
The rifle went off with two successful shots as the X-wings crashed down towards the giant Ball down below.
However, Rogue Leader shot off a proton torpedo that rocked the Columbia, rocked it just enough to send PirateEmery, who was standing on the edge, careening down with the X-wings.
He rolled and landed in a standing, ready position. However, the Rebels already had him beat. They had their blasters out and trained on PirateEmery, and he knew that he hadn't bothered to reload his single shot flintlock.
Courageously, he took out his sword. If he was going down, he was at least going to deal damage.
"Goodbye, Pirate Scum," Rogue Leader spat as he removed the safety and pulled down on that trigger.
However, miraculously, a giant Mill wheel careened down upon the Rebels quickly hitting them and crashed them into the wheel.
"Sorry, mates!" came the unmistakable voice of none other than Captain Jack Sparrow. The wheel continued to roll through to the Space Mountain queue.
PirateEmery looked up to see that his first mate, Himou, had already thrown a rope down with which the Captain could use to climb.
When Pirate was back up and at his Captain's chair, he called out for his POTC crew to fire upon Innoventions and the VMK Kiosk below.
im sorry, what does bsod mean? lol
ARG!!!! Great Tale my Prated Friend, but we have a problem here your tale matches that of another pirate's tale one that was to be told in POTC 4 ARG!!! Now the Lawyers of Disney will make you Walk the Plank and all us mates who have heard the tale!!!
OMG this is too funny.
Sooooo. What happens next?
Not that I am bored or anything.
Yes, but now Mr. Yanover is getting a copy of what I wrote, and a detailed description of what I think about these constant Sunday morning turned afternoon nobody can get it for longer than a nanosecond crashes.
im sorry, what does bsod mean? lol