twokids0204
DIS Dad #561
- Joined
- Jan 15, 2009
Howard Stern - AGT
Anyone see "The Lorax"
I may see it tonight...
Anyone see "The Lorax"
I may see it tonight...
There is a community "Fun Fair" around the corner from me... They are showing it tonight.
Rides and carnival games all weekend.
Last Year they showed Gnomeo and Juliet...
No no, not Romeo... Gnomeo, see they recreated the story, but with Garden Gnomes.
It si very creative...
Next I'd like to see Hamlet, but have it starring a little pig.
I know it could star SCOTT!
Don't worry Norm... your 500 is safe...
I am giving up shortly.
I tried smoking a Brian once. Couldn't keep him lit for the life of me.
The only motivation to continue is to avoid the new addition to the signature.
I mean really, come on... the signature?
Happy birthday Scott!
I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few pints and I noticed two very large women by the bar.
They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"
One of them chirped: "It's WALES you stupid idiot!"
So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"
That's the last thing I remember...
My kids told me this joke:
How do you make a tissue dance?
Speaking of Signatures... Haven't seen Turkey Lurkey for a while...
Hey katoot... first off, hope everything is going smooth with your double package... secondly, how's Turkey?