I have read this post with great amusement, but I am guilty of promoting public urination.
Please read on without judging until you get to the end!
DH, MIL, DDthen 3 and I were leaving AK. We were staying off-site, so we had to get to our car, then drive back to the condo which is a 20 to 30 min ordeal depending on traffic and condo location. After several "Do you need to go potty?"s as we approached the gate, DD assured us she was fine. Halfway to our car, she declares she needs to go. She had only been fully trained (still wearing pull-ups at night) for about 4 months. For those of you who have been there, an announcement like that means you have all of 30 seconds to find a bathroom. Well, there were no bathrooms around where we were since we walking in the parking lot of AK.
I was as discreet as I could be. I took her off to the side, and stripped her bottoms off and let her pee in the bushes. I then cleaned her up with napkins (which I threw in the trash), and we all "washed" with anti-bacterial cleanser. We walked to our car, got in and drove to our condo, and my DD fell asleep on the way back fortunately without peeing on herself.
If anyone witnessed that escapade, I apologize; however, I would do the same thing in the same situation again. Unfortnately (or maybe that is fortunately) I have not witnessed any major shockling moments. Maybe that is because I am trying to keep my kids out of trouble most of the time