Kid-Friendly Disney Jokes

[U Guys Made Me Ink]

What did Snow White say when she was waiting for her photos?

Some day my prints will come.

 

[U Guys Made Me Ink]

What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toy-Yoda

 

[U Guys Made Me Ink]

What's the Cheshire Cat's favorite drink?

Evaporated milk




The above were taken from Rosie O'Donnell's "kids are Punny" joke book from her old show. Lots of cute (some corny) but all kid-friendly jokes. If you can find an old copy, your DS would love it! Have a great trip!

 

[2nd childhood]

I LOVE this. So funny. Let's hear so more.

 

[EvilQueenT]

adorable!

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon? She will just Let It Go...

 

[Clifton Tesh]

Talk about a zombie thread...
But, since it's been brought back to life, here we go...

Why did Mickey get hit with a snow ball?
Because Donald duck(ed)

 

[xoSonya]

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

You're probably thinking "R" , but...




it's the "C" he favors

 

[RedsDrew]

Where does Captain Hook like to shop?

At the second hand store!


Why is Snow White a great judge?

Because she's the fairest of them all.


What award did Gaston win?

The no Belle prize.

 

[pooh2001]

love them !

 

[Sepo]

Bumping. Want to laugh.