Lamest Limited Time Magic

[brucerob62]

How about Cutting in Line week. Oh thats every week.

 

[ariel53098]

Guest Assistance Cards for everyone week. Front of the line access if you create a good reason like "I have a seafood allergy so I can't stand in line at Ariel, Nemo, Pirates, etc.
Rachel

 

[sammons70]

How about wait in line to see a character only to have the cast member escort the character away when it is your turn. Oh wait, they do that all the time! When the cast member announces that the character has to leave, I want to ask " don't you have some apples to go and poison because you're evil?

 

[meowmarie]

Limited time magic parade....

Having a BALL: Our (one finger) Salute to Lance Armstrong!

(see what I did there?)

 

[AndyFL]

Oh man, these are hysterical. And WHY are they so funny?? There has to be an element of truth for a joke to be humorous. We were in Epcot this past Wed and they were doing something called Winter Wonderland in Canada. We walked over there, my feet are killing me, and I look around and don't see anything. There is a line of people and a photographer standing there. I walk up to him and ask him where this "event" is and he gets this PRICELESS look on his face and points in front of him and says "um, it's here". I look and there are these pitiful plastic trees with a little bit of fake snow on them and hidden behind a rock is a "snow blower" that produces a flake or two per second...SMALL flakes at that. It took all I could muster to not break out laughing. My family was very thrilled with me because I had insisted that we go over there. I'm a bad Daddy (think of that last sentence with your best Doug voice)

 

[AndyFL]

How about.....
Monorail Week.....
Only those that can recite "Por favor mantengase alejado de las puertas!"
5 times without messing up will be allowed on the monorail!!
NO cheating with the English version!!!

Without letting them know what I was reading I read that line to my family and they all busted out laughing...they knew instantly where it came from.

 

[Cee]

The last time we were there it was "This bus is going to stop a just a few more resorts before finally dropping you off at YOUR resort" week.