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For teleport...hmm...I'm not quite sure how many I have, and I may not want to sell it (I think I'm down to two). It's my favorite of all the magics (yes, even inferno) since it can actually serve a purpose, unlike the others, which is getting from one place to another more quickly.
Now that I have explained the features and benefits of my product, I will tell you that, if you act NOW and call within the next 10 minutes, you can get this most convenient method of easy travel for the low low price of only 50,000* credits! Yes, that's right....move from place to place....suddenly appear in front of someone, scaring them or making them look foolish by teleporting directly onto the bench they were headed for by (lol) WALKING! Sh-yeah...Walking...SO five minutes ago! Teleportation is the ONLY way to go!
Act now! Don't delay! We can't hold on to them! We can't even GIVE them away! I mean, wait...no...we can but we WON'T!!! Order quickly before they all disappear, like the highly overrated invisibility magic (also on sale at a discount price)! Operators are standing by.
*Price negotiable in some states