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Loves Disney said:
Okay, my brain is now scarred thanks to you!!! :rotfl2: I knew I should have stopped reading but it was like one of those train wrecks were you didn't want to see it but you couldn't look away!!! :rotfl2: Oh gosh that joke is disgusting!!!! LOL!! :crazy2:


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL. DONT READ IT THEN
 
Renpener said:
It really matters... the dialogue stuff Uk is better on, but when it comes to singing, US rocks

i agree with you there though my favorite thing to listen to in the UK version is the we have got a mission part just like listening to one of them sing really high i think it's annie though

this is strange talking about little einsteins although i like singing it on VMK...
 
DancerTerryn said:
here are some things to ponder.. these are the questions of the ages!!



2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong? YES HE IS!!!

25. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
35. Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?

:dancer:

pluto: :figment: :stitch: :maleficen :hmghost: love these characters!!


These are my favorites!!! :rotfl2: :rotfl2: Thanks for sharing Terryn! :)
 
Woot Bella!!!! :thumbsup2



*TrixieBella* said:
Glad I could enlighten you Terryn to the ways of the world :lmao:



This is the fairy tale that we should have been
read as little girls!

Once upon a time,
in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said:

Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and set up housekeeping in your castle
with my mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.


That night,
as the princess dined sumptuously
on lightly sautéed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself,
I don't think so!
 
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)
(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
 
DancerTerryn said:
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)
(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

read these before and they are still funny :rotfl2: :lmao:

also most of the shops mentioned there are english (good old marks and spencers best shop over here...)
 
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Fun Rides :)

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me, 360'

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you have to admit that is the funniest picture with mickey mouse in it...

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:confused3 :confused3

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:banana:

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NINJA THING DANCING!

im done for now, dont want to waste that much more space
 
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Married men lived longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage and after marriage.
 
So tell me, why do Gorilla's have such big nostrils?

.
.
.
.
.
.Give up?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.Because they have Big Fingers, of course! :rotfl2:
 
Okay, here's another one for ya...


Why did the Pilgrims have a hard time keepign their pants up?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.Ready?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.Because they wore their buckle on thier hat! :lmao:
 
i dont have many more, just some old VMK pictures and some Halo 2 stuff... anybody is welcome to look around my collection of pictures... just go to the site of mine:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v697/happybaddad/

and it should let you at least look at teh 20 pages owrth of random pictures i have. I like all the owned ones...
 
I found out something that rhymes with orange!

Roses are red,
basketballs are orange,
Don't get your hand stuck
in the door hinge.
 
I got another Stargate thing!!
Ok the setting: Jack's house
Everyone is sitting around Jack's Living Room chatting.....
Jack- Burns as Goa'uld

Samantha- I don't get it..
Teal'c- They are merely animated characters O'Neill.
Jack- That is so shallow!!
Daniel- Teal'c is so deep! Teal'c tell them how deep you are!! You are lucky if you even understand this!!!
Teal'c- My depth is immaterial to this conversation.
Daniel- OOOOOh! So Deep!!
Jack- No more beer for you.
 

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