As a legal aside....
Wording in sales should be understandable to
the least knowledgeable consumer
There's wording that's understandable to the GENERAL consumer and then there's wording that's understandable to the LEAST knowledgable consumer:
Windex: Do not spray in eyes.
Dremel Electric Rotary Tool: This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Hair Coloring: Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Dial Soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
Hairdryer: Do not use while taking a shower.
Sleeping Pills: Warning: May cause Drowsiness
Christmas Lights: Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Mattress: Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Auto-Shade Widnshield Visor: Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
Fix-a-Flat: WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
Pine Mountain Fire Logs: Caution: Risk of fire
Hair Dryer: Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Road Sign: Caution water on road during rain.
Children's Superman Costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Air Conditioner: Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Rowenta Iron: Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Slush Puppy Cup: This ice may be cold
American Airlines Peanuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Hershey's Almond Bar: Warning: May contain traces of nuts
Chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
Hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.
Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.
Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
Diposable Razor: Do not use this product during an earthquake.
Curling Iron: Warning: This product can burn eyes.
Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket: Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.
Toner cartridge for a laser printer: Do not eat toner.
A toilet bowl cleaning brush: Do not use orally.
Microwave Oven: Do not use for drying pets.
Knife sharpening stone: Warning: knives are sharp!
Portable stroller: Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.
Credit card statement: Payment is due by the due date.
Box of household nails: CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!