Wanted to help him out, so they got him a job down at the smelting plant and some part time work as a furnace repairman.
"I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus..."
yeah right, and I spose you also saw daddy kissing Jessica Rabbit. Bubba I don't know what yer drinking but I'd sure keep an eye on what they put in your sippy cup.
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And then to my surprise there came a noise screaming down the fireplace as a huge burst of smoke and black dust cleared, ............
I suddenly realized that maybe coating the inside of the chimney with Crisco probably wasn't such a good idea with Santa on his way.
"Can I get you anything Eddie? Another cup of eggnog, take you out into the middle of nowhere and..."
And see if you can actually find your way back to your campsite in the pitch dark. You know, since there aren't that many decorations to light the way.
Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of.....
"The decorations at Fort Wilderness are..."
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
(hey, it's my answer, I can answer anyway I want)
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I was at the Fort on Christmas Eve and to what do my wondrous eyes appeared.....
"During the Christmas golf cart parade at Fort Wilderness..."
Christmas jingle, that's what I hear after shopping at the mall, because all of my folding money is gone and all I have left is a pocket of change.
Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year - and yet, for all that,...
Born 2 Fish said:I still can't believe that BLACK FRIDAY exist.
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I'll be home for Christmas if ..............
"Dad, did you bring a saw?"
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2goofycampers said:Shhhh, We are in the Ocala National Forest.
Grandma Got Run Over By A..............
"Chestnuts roasting..."
Born 2 Fish said:WhaaA !?!? Ohhh, you said Chestnuts,,never mind.
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Ain't nutt'n better than a good ol green Christmas at the Fort cept maybe for........
A free good ol green Christmas at the Fort. Or perhaps for a change the squirrels could bring me some food? I mean, I'm nuts anyway...
"What's that sound? Do you hear it? It's a funny squeaky sound..."
Born 2 Fish said:I sure hope it's a squirrel and not that insane Christmas monkey inna red suit !
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Please have snow and mistletoe and presents under the tree,,
Christmas Eve will find me....
"You know that old Grinch, he thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick:"
He is a fisherman after all.
Have yourself a Merry little...