Born 2 Fish
I'D RATHER BE FISHING.
- Joined
- Jun 19, 2008
Good News: The postman's early.
Bad News: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47.
Worse: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
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A man observed a sign in the window of a restaurant that read "Unique Breakfast" so he walked in and sat down.
The waitress brought him his coffee and asked him what he wanted. "What's your Unique Breakfast?" he asked inquisitively. "Baked tongue of chicken!" she proudly replied.
"Baked tongue of chicken?... baked tongue of chicken! Do you have any idea how disgusting that is? I would never even considereating anything that came out of a chicken's mouth!" he fumed.
Undaunted, the waitress asked, "What would you like then?" "Just bring me some scrambled eggs," the man replied .
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The governor's mansion in Tennessee burned down!
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
The library was a total loss, too.
Both books -- poof! -- up in flames
and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
Re: JOKE OF THE DAY !
Postby Fish'n Frank » Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:49 am
Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
A Georgia state trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to
the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age
in Oklahoma to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
A guy from Alabama passed away and left his entire estate to his
beloved widow,
but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Alabama?
Documentaries.
Bad News: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47.
Worse: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
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A man observed a sign in the window of a restaurant that read "Unique Breakfast" so he walked in and sat down.
The waitress brought him his coffee and asked him what he wanted. "What's your Unique Breakfast?" he asked inquisitively. "Baked tongue of chicken!" she proudly replied.
"Baked tongue of chicken?... baked tongue of chicken! Do you have any idea how disgusting that is? I would never even considereating anything that came out of a chicken's mouth!" he fumed.
Undaunted, the waitress asked, "What would you like then?" "Just bring me some scrambled eggs," the man replied .
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The governor's mansion in Tennessee burned down!
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
The library was a total loss, too.
Both books -- poof! -- up in flames
and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
Re: JOKE OF THE DAY !
Postby Fish'n Frank » Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:49 am
Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
A Georgia state trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to
the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age
in Oklahoma to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
A guy from Alabama passed away and left his entire estate to his
beloved widow,
but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Alabama?
Documentaries.