I couldn't back down from a challenge - and I might even bring my own curious concatenation of capricious "c" words - even if I'm chimerical as to my competitive chances.Are you sure? What if I asked nicely? (I know you know how unlikely the "nice" part is.)
Going back on topic, I think this exchange is a practical example of how to make friends on Dis, which includes: (1) posting to the boards; (2) replying to other forum members; and (3) reluctantly agreeing to competitions where you're sure to be annihilated. It may all seem a little odd, but it is the Dis: we're all mad here.