I used to get into a lot of street and bar fights (I'm not proud of it either) so I've had numerous broken fingers, my jaw 3 times, my nose a few times, and various other dumb injuries.
I was in a car accident that broke 3 ribs, a slight fracture of my skull with a really nice concussion to go with it. I also needed 6 stitches in my forehead where my face met the glass.
But my over all worse was a break-in I had. I was beaten with a beer bottle by two guys. The bottle was broken over my head and I was stabbed in both arms and a few times in my back. I had a knife and without going into details, one of them left in way worse shape than me.
Overall I needed:
-74 stitches to my wrists, fore arms, and back which I have lovely scars from
-I fractured my orbital (eye socket).
-broken jaw
-3 fingers on my right hand and 2 on my left
-3 cracked ribs
-broken nose
-a slipped lower disc from being kicked right in my spine
-a pretty severe concussion
-and enough bruises to make me look like an egg plant