There's one just to the left of my left eyebrow. My mom has a slightly different version of this story.
I was in high school, taking the city bus home. Sometimes the first bus made it to the transit center in time for me to make my connection. Sometimes it was late and I had to take the next van, which ended up dropping me with an uphill walk rather than a downhill walk. And sometimes, I opted to bypass the van to take the next bus.
On this one particular day, my sister had a music recital, and in order for my mom to get me to go with her to the recital and still get my sister a snack, I
needed to be on the first bus. (Sometimes, I was... not in a hurry. There was a gorgeous girl on the second bus. And I was fifteen. With hormones and absolutely no game. I digress.) And my mom was not someone I messed with.
So I catch the first bus towards the transit center, and traffic's not so good. This is before the era of cell phones, too, I might add. The bus pulls into the transit center right behind my connecting bus that I
needed to catch, I'm ready to be the first one off, and the bus starts to pull away.
Luckily for me, there's a light at the end of the transit center, and it's a busy road, so buses can rarely take the free right. So I sprinted down to the opposite side of the transit center to try to catch it.
Y'know how sometimes you're walking and someone's walking towards you? So you go left, and they go right, and they're still in your way? And then you try to go right, and they go left, and still, they're in your way? At regular speed, this isn't an issue. At sprinting speed on that fateful day, it was.
I slammed into the opposing person, somersaulted into the air, and landed forehead first on the sidewalk area. My thought process at the moment felt like
Michael Scott during that one episode of The Office when he would say, "That's what she said." "No time!", even though this was almost a dozen years before that scene. I tried to get up, felt the pain at the side of my head, felt the blood coming. And heard the Transit Center cop say, "Whoa, son, stay down. Stay down."
Paramedics came, and I earned at least a dozen stitches. They asked, "Who should we call?"
"Call my dad. My mom would not be pleased that I missed the bus."
(My mom swears that she wasn't
that serious about it.)