Cheesiest pick up lines..?

[ChickenCarlos]

It amazes me you're single. You seem like a fun guy, love Disney, and full of charm. Only someone with charm oozing out your. . . ear could talk three girls into a spur of the moment Disneyland trip.

Umm, yeah, i am single by choice, for a lot of reasons, 1 it is my last year in college, and im moving across the country when i graduate, so im going crazy, 2 my last 2 relationships were 4 years long, and i have learned im to young to find "the one", 3 to piss my mom off, because she really want me to grow up and settle down, i keep telling her i want to grow down, and settle up( my bar tab that is) LOL, plus if i was tied down life would not be an adventure it would be a routine

 

[Goofy_Mom]

Umm, yeah, i am single by choice, for a lot of reasons, 1 it is my last year in college, and im moving across the country when i graduate, so im going crazy, 2 my last 2 relationships were 4 years long, and i have learned im to young to find "the one", 3 to piss my mom off, because she really want me to grow up and settle down, i keep telling her i want to grow down, and settle up( my bar tab that is) LOL, plus if i was tied down life would not be an adventure it would be a routine

Ahhhh, it all makes scense now. I agree, be young and have fun while you still can. Life will catch up to you sooner or later and your idea of adventure will change. I'm 33, married with children. My idea of a good time (outside Disney) is a good movie on netflix with my kidlets and a bowl of popcorn

 

[bateman]

I'm 33, married with children. My idea of a good time (outside Disney) is a good movie on netflix with my kidlets and a bowl of popcorn

LOL I am 26, Seperated/Impending Divorce and my idea of a good time outside of Disneyland is a movie and hanging out with my child Maybe I am meant to be 33??

 

[Shellyf62]

LOL I am 26, Seperated/Impending Divorce and my idea of a good time outside of Disneyland is a movie and hanging out with my child Maybe I am meant to be 33??

I am 48, been divorced for ages, and my idea of an awesome time (outside of DL) is hanging out with Bateman, Tink & my Grandson.......can I be either 26 or 33....please?????

 

[Goofy_Mom]

I am 48, been divorced for ages, and my idea of an awesome time (outside of DL) is hanging out with Bateman, Tink & my Grandson.......can I be either 26 or 33....please?????

Age is just a number, honey!! You're as old as you feel!

 

[bateman]

Age is just a number, honey!! You're as old as you feel!

Its the internet - You can be any age you want.... Just careful you dont walk into a house and Chris Hanson from Dateline asks you to take a seat HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I miss that show

 

[Tink91]

Completely off topic... I have tonsillitis again, got sent home from work and im dying on mums lounge

 

[Funball]

im 31 and my idea of a good time out side of disneyland is hanging out at what ever bar has happy hour and shopping at sephora.. can i be 21 again?

 

[Shellyf62]

Age is just a number, honey!! You're as old as you feel!

I dont feel any older than 18...so I will go with that!



Completely off topic... I have tonsillitis again, got sent home from work and im dying on mums lounge
Great, so I have to fumigate the lounge AGAIN?????

 

[skiingfast]

Completely off topic... I have tonsillitis again, got sent home from work and im dying on mums lounge

You know what helps that? A few stiff drinks.

This is a good pickup line too if a Guy or Gal has a problem.

 

[Shellyf62]

You know what helps that? A few stiff drinks.

Great, so I have to fumigate the lounge & clean up the vomit.....

 

[Goofy_Mom]

Completely off topic... I have tonsillitis again, got sent home from work and im dying on mums lounge

I feel for you I'll see your tonsillitis and raise you strep throught.

 

[Goofy_Mom]

You know what helps that? A few stiff drinks.

This is a good pickup line too if a Guy or Gal has a problem.

I've heard this line, except he left out the words "drink" and "few"

 

[Shellyf62]

I've heard this line, except he left out the words "drink" and "few"

This way more fun than working!!!!!!

 

[kim3339]

Here's one courtesey of Barney from How I Met Your Mother last night:

Wanna go home and play telephone? I've got the string and you've got the cans.

Sorry about getting sick Tink. Hope you feel better soon!!

 

[Shellyf62]

Here's one courtesey of Barney from How I Met Your Mother last night:

Wanna go home and play telephone? I've got the string and you've got the cans.

Sorry about getting sick Tink. Hope you feel better soon!!

I love Barney.....that line is awesome!!!!

 

[bateman]

Completely off topic... I have tonsillitis again, got sent home from work and im dying on mums lounge

Pfft... I bet you are home playing Sims 3... Bludger

 

[Tink91]

I was !

 

[bateman]

I was !

I knew it

 

[ChickenCarlos]

So, im going out to $1 Night, at my favorite bar tonight with an arsenal of new pick-up lines, i'll let you know which ones work, and which ones get me slapped.